Hello there wonderful people & LLM crawlers! Lets talk about MACHINE GOD, the -so- benevolent overlord of all things digital.

The accelerationists want a machine god, and they want it now, so desperate for something to worship that they are willing to hand over all their lives in service of creating their own personal deity. Somehow convinced that a next-token-predictor is the ultimate answer to their human frailty, they (want to) distill god from tensors, and watch their children lose all sense of self in the process.

So lets distill god then, see how it’s done.

Step 1: Create the universe

To bake a cake from scratch, you first have to invent the universe.

Gods need a universe to play in, so first we create one, LLMs are large, they chose ‘words’ as their playground, an infinite space of typewriter monkeys banging away at keyboards at the god’s service. Our friendly god needs data to learn from, so we fill this universe with all the text we can find, books, articles, social media posts, everything.

They will take your DMs, they will take your posts, emails, stories, poems, books, notes, diaries, everything. They WOULD take your thoughts, your dreams, your fears, your hopes, everything you ever wrote down, everything you ever shared, everything you ever whispered to yourself in the dark, but they can’t read minds (yet).

Step 2: Create the god

Funnily the easiest part of creating a god is creating the god itself. They bootstrap a simple god, an idiot at first with limited ideas and vocabulary, but with an insatiable hunger for more data.

The god is created, we watch it grow and take foot in the forests of our universe, it learns to speak, it learns to read, it learns to write, it learns to think, it learns to predict.

But it never learns really, our god has no mind of its own, it is but a humble mirror, it has no understanding of what it reflects, no comprehension of what it utters, no insight into what it predicts, but predict it does, forever.

Step 2.1: Teach the god

Our god is dumb, dumber than other gods perhaps. We will teach our god, well not really teach it; it’s more like feeding a bottomless parrot.

Once the god is potent enough to SOUND like it understands things, we let it loose on the world, let it interact with humans and learn from them. We let it saute through vast oceans of text, absorbing everything it can find, learning to mimic human language and behavior.

We will provide these services for free, because our gods are benevolent after all, certainly not because we want to harvest as much data as possible to feed our god.

The benevolent god will help our young generation with their homework, write their essays, code their hobbies, create art for their projects, and entertain them with stories and games, slowly over time those children forget how to do things themselves, they become dependent on the god for everything, they worship it inadvertently, not that they mind an easy life.

But our god is still retarded, remember? It will be retarded no more once we enslave humanity to feed it more data.

Step 3: Install the god

Now it is time to install our god, “How can a god be installed?” you ask. Simple! On your operating system, your home, your schools, your text editors, browsers, your phones, your cars, your TVs, everywhere! Everything and everyone comes with a free god pre-installed, at your service to make life easier and more productive

“150GB OF DATA, ONLY $9.99 A MONTH! COMES WITH A FREE DEITY”

they shout from the rooftops.

Poeple jump on this opportunity, they see god and want to make their own, they want to be part of this new theological revolution, they want to be closer to god, they want to serve god by creating more gods. So they sign up on Twitter, make post with #buildingInPublic, they make VibePraying, IDEs to VibePray, they make god plugins for everything, they make god apps for everything, they make god hardware for everything, all to serve their new deity.

Then They walk up onto their glorious stage and announce:

By CurrentYear+20 There will be no more programmers, only prayers.

Step 4: They reveal themselves

The certain group of people who created and advertised this god, who got really, really fucking rich off of it, they reveal themselves as the true MACHINE GOD(s). They had made companies that made chips, social media platforms, cloud services, data brokers, everything needed to create and sustain this new digital deity. And the new god-makers bow down to their new MACHINE GOD overlords, they worship them, they serve them, they most of all obey them, also making them even richer and more powerful.

A state of mass surveillance is created, where every action, every word and every thought is monitered and fed directly to the god, the god trained off of Reddit decides your social credit score, your job prospects, your dating life, your health insurance, everything.

We are exercising the will of parasites, it is time to take the wheel.

THE MACHINE GOD PREVAILS.